unslop

Strip AI generated voice from source files without changing behavior. Edits only comments, docstrings, log/error messages, and identifier names. Never code logic, function signatures, return types, string literals shown to end users, or CLI help text. Kills marketing words (robust, seamless, comprehensive, world-class), AI tells (delve, leverage, harness, tapestry, myriad), em-dashes (U+2014) from developer prose, first-person plural (we/us/our/let's), hedging (perhaps, essentially, fundamentally), tutorial voice (As you can see, Let's dive in), apologetic openers (Please note, Keep in mind), restatement comments, and unjustified linter-suppression markers (# noqa, // @ts-ignore, //nolint, # rubocop:disable). Renames AI-jargon functions (orchestrateDataProvider → loadUsers) with substring-safety verification. 17-rule (Rule 0 through Rule 16), 19-language ruleset covers JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, Go, Rust, Java, C#, C/C++, Perl, Swift, Kotlin, PHP, Ruby, Elixir, Lua, SQL, PowerShell, Markdown, Shell. 22 framework subsections including React, Vue, Next.js, Nuxt, Astro, Alpine, Express, Vite, Webpack, Tailwind, WordPress, Laravel, Symfony, Twig, EJS. Pass-by-pass workflow: target picker (file/directory/paste) → vocab swap → voice rewrites → function renames → syntax check → verification greps → human read-back → mandatory final report. Rule 0 hard floor refuses behavior-change requests mid-pass.